Things that all started when someone stole a loaf of bread:
- Les Miserables
say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period
alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie
Says tumblr user niggercakes
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
He has good songs…?
dear everyone who says he’s a good person
he also punched goofy too, what an imbecile.
I personally want EVERY Justin Bieber fan to read this, then message me telling me how he’s still a good person that’s worth your time and money.
Here’s a hint: The fact that he’s “cute/sexy/hot/ect.” or “he has good songs” DOESN’T count.
No offense, but he isn’t even “cute/sexy/hot/ect.” in the first place.
I would intend plenty of offense! (to justin, for not being sexy) but none to any who might see him that way. I respect other’s opinions but i don’t respect bieber!
i want to take baths with you and hold your dumb hand and rent movies and watch those movies in your bed in our underwear at like 3 in the morning and i want to kiss your stupid face and cook you food and maybe fuck 7 times a night idnno
well i wonder if troye sivan not noticing me counts as cyber bullying
How many of you have ever felt personally victimized by Troye Sivan
So basically he’s made of
…?????WTF IS THIS DORKINESS
what’s the point, cute is the new hot
Don’t forget poetry… well, damn. I guess that’s just sex that rhymes.
cute is the new sexy
poetry is the new sexy
It’s funny because “I am retired” in Greek is “Είμαι συνταξιούχος,” which is two words.
accidentally picked the wrong seats in an airplane/theater au?
hugged the wrong person from behind au?
wrong person waved back au???
TOOK THE WRONG COFFEE ORDER AU
THE MAILMAN DELIVERED A WEIRD PACKAGE (sEX TOYSSS) TO THE WRON GHOUSE AU
WALKING INTO THE WRONG DORM ROOM AU
SAT DOWN IN THE WRONG CLASS AU
CALLED THE WRONG NUMBER AU
GOT INTO/WAVED AT THE WRONG CAR AU
TOOK THE WRONG LUGGAGE AU
if u ever see me unfollow u and then refollow u it was probably on accident bc I was stalking u on mobile
I hate when there are hot people at registers go model and stop looking at me buying toilet paper.